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My war kitten is having behavioral issues. What can I do? (see details)?
My war kitten, Male Bimbo Fish Smack, has always been a handful, but lately his aggression has reached a new level and I’m at a loss. A few days ago, he ripped all of my nicest bridal diapers to shreds.
Then, he built a catapault to launch tennis balls into the groins of unsuspecting passersby.
He escaped from the house, ran into a 99 cent store, and marked his territory all over the yellow blouse section.
Right now he is in the yard, mobilizing the neighborhood war kittens in a campaign against the local animal control officer, who has been by three times to issue citations due to Male Bimbo Fish Smack’s antics. I’m afraid the officer’s collection of Seal memorabilia is the target of the war kitten’s current plans, and that poor little Male Bimbo Fish Smack will be taken away from me if I can’t stop him.
Can anyone tell me how to train my war kitten? Does your war kitten do these things? I love Male Bimbo Fish Smack so much and can’t stand the thought of losing him.
Time to see a pussy psychokittenologist. Now.
Is that war kitten or whore kitten? Sorry.
War is more fun. Yes, pussies luv to search and destroy. Furry little bugger’s chase things around and then rip them to shreds. Poor shreds. Naughty war kittens! Go war kittens!
First, he must learn to launch tennis balls into MALE passersby. Screaming is good. Ball to ball contact!
Get all those pussies together and train them in the art of war. They must learn to march, parade, shoot, rip to bits, piss on everything. Then scratch everything. War fur balls rule!
Anyone with a name like Male Bimbo Fish Smack needs counseling. Is he on smack? Is he a metro sexual pussie? Is he a Republican? (Being an Aussie I don’t even know what they stand for!!)
The answer is: Send him to Iraq. Paint him with green camouflage stripes. Now. Right away. The war will be won. He will come back as War Aggro Metro sexual Wonder Pussie!! Medals for saving private puss. We must fight to save pussy.
Honor thy furball, love thy furball, praise thy furball and then throw him out at night to kill!!!
War pussy rules!
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